Variant Readout Desk
Declare MDE, design guardrails, refuse peeking theatre, and write a decision memo a PM can defend. Includes the scored memo lab and a 14-day holdout clinic.
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Desks for people who already ship flags.
One flagship, three short desks, and a paywall-specific letter workshop. Tuition is informational; seats are confirmed by invoice after we read your enquiry. Compare the flagship syllabus if you only have time for one.
Guardrail Grammar
Refunds, crash-free sessions, and support volume as first-class lines in the readout header. Built for teams that have been shipping primary lift with a quiet downstream bleed.
Enquire via the desk — no separate detail page yet.
Sample Size Without Theatre
Power, MDE, and why a 400-user weekend is not “enough.” We use Thai marketplace traffic shapes, not textbook coin flips.
Often taken before the flagship when the last test was stopped early.
Sequential Peeking Clinic
What daily dashboard checks actually do to your false-positive rate, and how to pre-commit to looks without pretending you did not look.
One Saturday plus a Monday office hour.
Paywall Letters
A narrow desk for subscription copy and trial-end prompts. You leave with one signed readout structure, not a swipe file of headlines.
Requires a live paywall flag or a recent export.
Which desk first?
If you have never written a memo that named a guardrail, start with Variant Readout Desk. If your last experiment was killed on a green Friday, take Sequential Peeking Clinic, then return. Floor Week is for teams that already share a vocabulary and want faculty on the floor.
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